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31 July 2009 • music press

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Corey Feldman Misses Michael Jackson

Corey…corey, corey….corey.

It’s been hard for all of us.

(Hard for four hours, so we needed to call a doctor.)

20 July 2009 • misc

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Damaging Drummer Chris Heee spotted during the Thorns of Life show at the Gilman back in January.

We call this picture: “Thorns of Heeee”.

19 July 2009 • Band Members press

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Here’s a scan of a review we got from ZERO Magazine.

  • Who knew Redwood City was the home to one of the Bay Area’s most under the radar punk bands around? The FELDMANS are here armed with an arsenal of Ramones guitars and Dickies high-pitched vocals. This six-song EP is low-fi and snotty, but the music is so much fun, who cares? However, the FELDMANS have managed to add some variety to the mix. It’s a 17-minute CD, so the average song is nearly three minutes, and somehow it never drags on or becomes boring.
  • The Third track, “Graduate” is a masterpiece that punk fans need to hear. It sounds sloppy and crude, but it’s the perfect album for playing pranks, goofing off, and being an idiot. Much like Peter Pan on meth, this band of hyperactive brats will never grow up, but the world is a better place because of it. The FELDMANS should be given some love in 2006. The Frog Brothers would approve.

(Colin Kutch- Zero Magazine, February 2006, p.31.)

So you hear that? The WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE BECAUSE OF THE FELDMANS!

That means when we play a show for you, quite naturally, the planets will align, flowers will rain down from the heavens as you all-the-while stare in awe of our majestic, golden, rock-it-tude.

20 April 2009 • press

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Here’s a comment on this picture regarding our cataclysmic stand in San Mateo via Boombox Records’ CEO KnickJim:

  • the next day they all woke up next to a big blue dumpster.. tommy was barefoot with straw in his locks, Leech ranked of vomit and wondered about his whereabouts… and finally JP got up off the ground that felt so soft the night before… he brushed his pants off, pulled a can of beer from his coat pocket, cracked it open drank a sip and walked home.

19 April 2009 • shows press

The FELDMANS Get Sponsored (Prt 1)

Thats right. We gone corporate ! Lead guitarist and recording empazario, TC Bonelocs has confirmed a deal with Parliment cigarrettes for a lifetime supply. There is no word whether Parliment will foot the bill for his or any of the other FELDMANS’ future first or second-hand cancer treatment.

In related news, Chris Heee will be launching his own line of clothing in 2009. Named, appropiately enough, “Heeee-wear” it will feature full page color ads in MaxiumRockNRoll with Chris modeling his signature Heeeee-man undergarments.

JP Slouch is rumored to be starring alongside Mandy Moore in the short film “Darth Maul Gets Married”. A heartwarming tale about a debauched lad from the suburbs marrying a Hollywood princess and the resistence and disbelief they receive from their peers.

Finally, Sydney Familiar will be running for mayor of Redwood City. His platform calls for the elmination of all shoe stores, the creation of new public parks wherever unoccupied business buildings stand and free ventriliquism class for everyone !

Note: 2 of these stories are true.

19 April 2009 • press

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JP Slouch - Guitar, Lead Vocals, Every Beer on the Planet, Rice and Bean Burritos, The Dealer.

JP Slouch is a force of nature… really, really smelly nature. His shenangins go far beyond any police blotter could indicate. And he has the Gumby tattoo to prove it.

JP has been the driving songwriting maniac behind such beloved groups like The Monroes, Slobber, Laci’s Baby and well…the FELDMANS!

17 April 2009 • band members

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TC Bonelocs aka Cornbread. Guitars, Vocals, Guiness, He Won’t Die, Central Strategy, Royal Flush.

TC rips the solos, screams like hell, drinks, smokes and hates your guts.

TC has ro-hawked in many well remembered bands like the Translators and The Big Lizards. TC currently also plays in Go Like This, is the DJ/Producer in the Shedwellaz and drums in Things on Earth.

17 April 2009 • band members

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SYDNEY FAMILIAR - AKA - Rev. R4D4, Tyranesourus Leech. Bass, Vocals, Siberian Ginseng, Ninjas Scaling Your Building, Repeat Offender, Full House.

The man of many names lays the deep, dark foundations and growls at passerbys due to uncontrollable bouts of lycanthropy.

He has played in bands with legends that make grown men shiver: Sheep Squeeze, Slobber, Laci’s Baby, The Big Lizards and the Blood Muffins.

Don’t let him borrow your car.

17 April 2009 • band members

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Christ Hee - Drums, Vocals, Coors Lite, Goes Where Eagles Dare, New Drink Slut, Joker is Wild.

Chris Hee slams the backbeat, rocksteady and ready. From bombastic beats to sensitive jazzy fills, he does it all.

Chris has played drums and sang in seminal bands like Sheep Squeeze, Lost Ground, Laci’s Baby and the Blood Muffins.

16 April 2009 • band members